Wednesday, April 8, 2009

RECESSION BUSTER!?!

inspired by the recent dip in my otherwise small-ish bank account after yesterdays trip to Barneys (YOU KNOW YOU GO THERE TOO MUCH, WHEN YOU GET PHONE CALLS AND EMAILS FROM SPECIFIC SALES ASSOCIATES, AND THEY KNOW YOURE BIRTHDAY AND WHERE U GO TO SCHOOL)...

Anyways. Trust ME IN THIS.. THE SEVENTH HEART is great locally owned LGBT Business that needs your support. Unlike Jamaica which is an evil homophobic country (re: Boycott Jamaica - Meyers Rum and Red Stripe). They sell contemporary basics from American Apparel, Cheap Monday, Alternative Apparel - My Personal favorite, and Levi's. They also have some jewelry and acessories and other great little tidbits.

SO EXCLUSIVE FOR MY BLOG IF YOU GO IN AND MENTION THAT YOU READ IT ON MY BLOG ( THE WORD IS RETARDED ), THE FOLLOWING ITEMS ARE NOW FOR SALE TOTAL RECESSION BUSTERS! ARENT THEY!

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CHEAP MONDAY "DRAG BAGS" (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE CAUSE YOU CAN PUT A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF INSIDE LIKE WIGS, MAKE UP HEELS, STUFF YOU SHOPLIFTED ETC) - $25.00



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CHEAP MONDAY TOP $35.00
CHEAP MONDAY SHORTS $55.00 
IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR TO EASTER AT THE PARK THIS SUNDAY LET ME TELL YOU THOSE CHEAP MONDAY T-SHIRTS ARE UBER LUXURY 100% Cotton Pima... GORGEOUS AMAZING, COMFORTABLE AND VERY FASHIONABLE

the shorts is like dual.. i can wear them with my new Balenciaga Heels or with my flip flops...

all these wonderful items can be found at:

The Seventh Heart 
1592 Market Street by Franklin
SF, CA 94102
415.431.1755

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http://www.myspace.com/theseventhheart


http://www.facebook.com/pages/San-Francisco-CA/The-Seventh-Heart/47697191465

xx00
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Ethylina the Icon

Full Interview with the Iconic, legendary Ethlina Canne Coming Soon... but here get a taste of her

(did the hostess just say Ethylinica? FAIL?!!?)


(letting the chirrun have it SLO)


(OOOOHHHKAAAAAAAY GIRL SHE IS MAKING ME GAG)

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Friday, April 3, 2009

This Brought me to Tears

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I FOUND A FAG THAT IS MORE EVIL THAN ME!

IN THE GHETTO OR OFF TO AUSCHWITZ

Et Tu Iowa?

Yes ladies and gentlemen, even Iowa has banned same sex marriage, leaving me wondering if people in California are just not having it, or did they fix the election. I hope they have horsies in Iowa or even Buffalo...SO WHY OH WHY DOES CALIFORNIA HAVE TO GO THROUGH SO MUCH BULLSHIT? I thought CA claims to be a little more liberal whilst smaller states that you would never imagine such was Massachusetts, Connecticut, Vermont and now Iowa? Well heres to Iowa!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/04/03/iowa.same.sex/index.html

Thursday, April 2, 2009

YES I AM A CRAZY BITCH. BUT WHAT KIND?

Can I just say I LOVE FACEBOOK! I love the fact that I am starting to connect with friends that I havent spoken to since high school and estranged family members that are so fascinated about the fact that I am had made something out of myself wearing women's clothing and performing at stages. Now with the awesomenes of facebook comes the very popular "25 things about me" survey, that people have actually written columns and songs about it. With that said, alot of my friends are OBSESSED with taking these quizes, and one has fascinated me the most, since I, can relate to it the best: "WHICH CRAZY BITCH ARE YOU?"
I must say, I know I am a crazy bitch, I don't need anyone tell me that. Most of my friends have either ended up being Courtney Love, and by that I pity you, because when I hung out with her when I was down south, she was really fucking insane, nothing you see on TV or what you hear of, is comparable to the force of nature that Courtney Love is LIVE!
But there are so many other amazingly genius crazy bitches out there. Some are notorious, some are artsy, and some are genius... I am attaching my favorite crazy bitches
Courtney Love
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Juliette Lewis as Carla Tate on "The Other Sister"
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Aileen Wuornos:
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Nicole Kidman as Diane Arbus:
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and of course... ME!!!!!!!!!

RETARDED WHORE OF THE DAY: TIRED BANKS!

OK I DONT CARE IF YOU HATE ME FOR HATING ON TYRA BANKS. BUT REALLY? I DONT SEE A REDEEMING FACTOR! USING HER CADRE (ANOTHER BIG WORD) OF GAYS TO MAKE HER FAMOUS. THIS RETARDED WHORE PROVES THAT BEING BEAUTIFUL ON THE OUTSIDE, DOESNT REALLY MEAN YOURE BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE... WHERE WAS SHE WHEN SIX WERE SEVERELY INJURED AT A CASTING CALL FOR ANTM IN NEW YORK? AND HOW COME NO WINNER OF AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL HAS EVER COME TO THE STATUS OF LETSAY ANGELA LINDVALL OR GISELLE? WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WINNERS? BUPKIS. ALL FOR RATINGS DARLING, ALL FOR RATINGS! FOR THAT AND FOR PUTTING FLAT OUT EVILNESS ON NATIONAL SYNDICATED TV. TIRED BANKS WINS TODAYS RETARDED WHORE! OH AND SHE HAS A HORRIBLE RUNWAY WALK MAYBE SHE SHOULD STOP HAVING THAT SUPRESSED TRANNY MISS J TEACHING HER HOW TO WALK.Photobucket

THIS REALLY MAKES ME SAD AND PISSES ME OFF!!!

I have lesbian parents, both are filipino. this could happen to them :( it puts a very real face on the fight for equality. Sorry it just hit me really hard.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

HI HOT COME TO MY NEW PARTY

Its also a benefit for my friend Raya Light who is doing the Aids Lifecycle Bicycle Ride. We are doing raffle prizes! Please help spread the word. I am working super hard to make this work!

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IM MOVING TO SWEDEN!!!!!!!!!!!

APRIL FOOLS! BUT NOT SO APRIL FOOLS IS THAT SWEDEN HAS NOW BECOME THE 7TH COUNTRY IN THE WORLD TO LEGALIZE SAME SEX MARRIAGE. AT SCHOOL I HAD THIS REALLY HOT TEACHER NAMED CHRIS JERNBEG, HE WAS SWEDISH, AND I HAD DIRTY DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT HIM...ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS WAS ILVA WHO WAS SWEDISH, AND SWEDEN HAS ALSO GIVEN US THE MAGIC OF BARBIE GIRL FROM AQUA, ABBA, AND OF COURSE MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SCANDINAVIAN BROTHER-SISTER LOVE FEST "THE KNIFE" SO IN HONOR OF SWEDEN BEING AMAZING, IM POSTING UP MY FAVORITE SWEDISH SONGS.
Oh Here is the link to the article from The Advocate ( http://www.advocate.com/news_detail_ektid77092.asp )

barbie girl - Aqua


Waterloo - ABBA


Lovefool - The Cardigans


Heartbeats - The Knife

RETARDED WHORE: BAI LING

There is absolutely nothing, NOTHING, hateful I have to say about this next retarded whore, simply put, I adore her. But im not sure she's all there. Maybe she's like Anna Nicole Smith exept skinnier and with better acting skillz, but Bai Ling is GOLD!! GOLD I TELL YOU. From slurry interviews, to "so you think you can sing" and other amazing acts. she wins todays Retarded Whore, because really. she is JUST a retarded whore!



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