OMG FUCKING GENIUS

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKK YESSSSSSSS
HHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS EVER!

this song got me through a really really way harsh break up

MY ICON!!! KAREN O

Late 90s. I was 15. I was very very very into alot of things. This band was still called the Yeah Yeah Distillers, and the front woman had me mesmerized ever since. 10 years later. I got to meet her, and hang out and film a new music video with Karen O. I gag. I die. I worship at her Altar! This songs from this album helped define my teenage years. BOW DOWN!!!

RETARDED WHORE: KATY PERRY

Do I really need to say anything more about this thing? She took lesbianism and made a joke out of it. Hypocrite of all hypocrites she started off as a Christian Pop singer. I cannot hate on another attention whore. but really, she is just a bit much. In 2007 she had this retarded single called "Ur So Gay" which I actually found kind of offensive. then she followed that wonderful little ditty up with "I Kissed A Girl" OKAY total rip off of the 1995 Jill Sobule single of the same title (which btw I shot a video of, and its somewhere in my blog). But Jill Sobule is an actual lesbian, and Katy Perry is mocking the dykes. For all that and the worse fashion choices, AND attempting to sing Madonna with fucking Travis Barker and DJAM at the MTV music Awards... SHE WINS Todays Retarded Whore!

FREAKS FOR AIDS! BRIAN MILLS & THE NYC AIDS WALK!

Honey, it is NEVER a bad thing to help out your fellow gay. Sometimes our sisters need that extra little push. In this time of extreme selfishness, there are a few beacon of hopes. It usually has to start with some freak...remember freaks started the stonewall riot when Marsha P. Johnson and her girls started throwin them bricks (too bad she was found in the river), and freaks will continue to lead the fight to the end. But whateve mares, go and be selfish. this freak is not asking for alot... just a little push to help her walk for AIDS in NYC - (im doing the Aids walk to the bathroom right now).. ANYWAY check out her pictures, im posting the link to donate... and help a bitch out.

http://aidswalknewyork2009.kintera.org/brianmills

SHE'S HIGH END FISH: DRAG LEGEND JUANITA MORE!

THE KIND THEY SELL AT SWANS ON POLK OR THE FERRY BUILDING.. you know the kind that smells good and costs like ten thousand dollars a pound and must be cooked precisely or else..One of my all time favorites! She is letting you have it in this picture.. (even though she is much older now, and doesnt wear as much slutty things as she used to) She almost won retarded whore of the day... check the hog out http://www.juanitamore.com

I BLAME JONATHAN CHANG FOR THIS:

I blame L.A. Socialite and fierce cunt Jonathan Chang for doing this.. EVERY GAY MAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO RECITE THIS MOVIE BY HEART!!!! STEEL MAGNOLIA: BEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER. EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER! AMEN

I AM TOTES A FASHION VICTIM!

Okay, I am going to wax poetic about my love of the drop crotch pants! I know I know, you must hate me, but today during an insane trip to Barneys, I was tres inspired by the new Chloe Lurex drop crotch/harem pants, they were drawstring, they were Lurex and they were to die for. I guess this whole trend started two or three seasons ago. Now, alot of people may disagree that a drag queen that wears pants is not a flawed drag queen. But Pants are hot, if wore the right way! So here I'm posting some of my favorite drop crotch/harem pants look... I gag!!!

KILL HER! KILL HER NOW!

I HATE THIS STUPID RACIST CUNT! DESTROY HER! SHE IS EVIL

FOR THE QUEENS THAT WENT CRAZY OVER 4.4 EARTHQUAKE!!!!

I was nine years old and living in a tiny little island called Guam.. we had a 8.2 Earthquake. I wanna see you queens go crazy through that. My whole family thought we were honestly going to die and the earth was going split in half underneath us....4.4? really? that is nothing.... so in honor of the queens that went wild over a 4.4 IM posting this classic starring MAJOR Republican ASSHOLE CHARLTON HESTON, and the gorgeous VICTORIA PRINCIPLE

RETARDED WHORE: FERGIE-LICIOUS

The original Fergie was Sarah Ferguson the Duchess of York, she was plump, she was ugly, but goddamit you had to love the bitch after doing Weight Watchers! THIS FERGIE I am talking about is just another retarded whore. She pees in her pants, and she sings about her lady lumps, her lumps her lumps her lumps. OVER IT!!! Bad Fashion Choices and inability to control her bladder wins her the retarded whore of the day

MY CURRENT MUSICAL OBSESSION

My Favorite Discovery during my vacation: SUSIE SUH

!!!! SUSIE SUH!!!!

when I was in L.A. this past week, Margaret Cho had invited me to Fingerbang. I took my friend Quinn Callicot, and there were some high points - Selene Luna, Kelly Ohmygod shoes in boy drag doing drag of a lesbian ala indigo girls, and of course cock jokes all around. But for me the honest to goodness high light of the show was this AMAZING Korean American singer songwriter named Susie Suh. At first when I met the cast backstage before the show, I didn't notice her, even after she introduced herself to me. Then Margaret kept talking about Susie, and my friend Quinn and I thought that she had Siouxsie Sioux in town, and I was literally going to piss my pants cause how great would it be to have met Siouxsie  Sioux. But as it turned out another beautiful spectre came out and it was Susie Suh! My expectations were more than surpassed and Susie worked me over with her song "Feather in the Wind" she is an amazing songwriter and musician, and my insiders tell me that she really couldnt get signed to honest to goodness record deal because of  her asian heritage... NOT COOL! SO WHAT IF SHE IS ASIAN, SO WHAT IF SHE DOES NOT FIT ANY KIND OF COMMERCIAL BEAUTY SPECTRUM, GODDAMN SHE IS TALENTED AND WOULD GAG TO SEE MORE OF HER... I am totally going to post videos of her in hopes you would love her too and support a bitch! 

one of the most amazing movie of the 90s

WAITING TO EXHALE: starting Whitney "Crack is Whack" Houston, Angela Bassett, Loretta Devine and Lela Rochon!!!!!! This movie is worth it alone just for that amzing scene where Angela Bassett goes Batshit crazy and starts taking it out on her husbands clothes!

THINGS I AM GAGGING FOR: VIKTOR&ROLF DOLLS

It's not only a little freaky, it is also high-fashion. The Dutch design duo Viktor and Rolf is at it again, only this time its not H&M, its not a giant Matryoshka doll haute couture dress that you peel off... they have made dolls out of their greateste hits... how very au courant... me gusta!

RETARDED WHORE: LADY GAGA!!!

YOU KNOW MY DISDAIN FOR A CERTAIN BLONDE "SINGER SONGWRITER" WITH HER NAME STOLEN FROM A CERTAIN DAVID BOWIE SONG! BAD ELECTRO? GOOD MARKETING? GARETH PUGH AND BANGS FOR DAYZ.. THIS GIRL IS JUST WRONG. A POOR VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE, YET THE BITCH STILL MANAGES TO DEFEND HER "TALENT" ... THIS IS WHY LADY GAGA WINS MY RETARDED WHORE OF THE DAY! OH AND I POSTED PICS UP OF HER AS A BRUNETTE WILLIAMSBURG HIPSTER!

DONT FUCK WITH THIS SONG ITS A CLASSIC

Beyond the Beyond...

I am totally trying to get back into blogging after seriously neglecting this fucking thing for a long time. Letsee what have i been upto lately since my last blog? I joined facebook which is currently my total obsession right now. So far I am up to like 1,700 some odd friends, and suprisingly I know or have met 99 percent of them which is great! I've been feeling this extreme kind of lull for a while y'know? and I am just feeling underwhelmed by alot of things lately. Its very uninspiring and sometimes physically and mentally draining I just got back from what was supposed to be a mini vacation to L.A. yesterday afternoon, hopefully feeling refreshed, to be honest, I found it a little draining. BUT I did get to sit by the pool ALOT which was a goal of mine for a while. There is something about water that helps me think. Its therapeutic. Much like fire, water cleanses. It put alot of things into perspective, and I feel ready to take on new challenges in my life!

In other news, this guy that I am totally dating is amazing. I met him online. He is alot older than me, which some might frown upon, and I was afraid in the beginning that it would be an issue with me, but more and more I seem to be getting more comfortable with him. He's incredibly genuine with me, and I feel that I had crossed the threshold with him last week when we had a conversation about the brewing negative feelings we had for each other. Communication seems to be the right option, and more and more I am learning how to communicate more effectively. 

Back to taking on other new challenges...I shot a promo video with Margaret Cho last year and since then, we have become friends. I remember when I used to watch her as a 9 year old kid in Guam on her ABC sitcom "All American Girl" and I was amazed that there was an asian woman on TV who was quite funny, and was able to laugh at the stereotypes of her own culture and herself.  Little did I know, our paths would cross again someday. 

The Cho Show (Nice Hair) from Vinny Lopez on Vimeo.

In any case that was the video we did, so we have kept in contact and I've hung out with her a few times, so she asked me to be in this video that she was directing for Jill Sobule's new single aptly titled "San Francisco" and of course I could not pass the chance up of being in a video.. I am an attention whore after all... Here is the other edited version of the video.

So that is that. It is great and fun, and shows alot of very interesting San Francisco people like my good friends, Cecilia Chung and Tita Aida, as well other very kinky people like Isaac Fitzgerald (who I am totally crushing on), Stephen Elliott, The legendary Princess Donna, Lorelei Lee, Violet Blue, and this gorgeous transexual named Christina. The shoot was really fun, because I got to hang out with Mookey Goh, who was assisting Margaret with the video, and I adore him completely. 

I was supposed to go out tonight, but most definitely opted not to. As much as I bitch and whine about the club scene in SF, I am relatively happy with what is going on. Last night I co-hosted Charlie Horse with friend/nemesis/frenemy Anna Conda, and themed it "Homeless Night" it was also part benefit to help Community Housing Partnership, a great cause, with great people involved! I had this insane idea to do a "zine" ala riot girl zines of the 90s. I enlisted the help of a super talented lesbian named "Dam Dyke" to hook it up and make it happen, and she did, and every body did such a superb job contributing little bits and pieces of retardedness. If you haven't picked one up yet, I suggest you do so. Its got little bits and pieces of stuff worth reading to make you laugh, and of course the proceeds go to a great cause. 

Gypsy Woman by Crystal Waters is such a great song, I had to do it on stage somehow and last night gave me the perfect opportunity. Most of the pictures from that night are on my friends xerothecat's flickr set. http://www.flickr.com/photos/xero/ ... Anyway I am going to bed now, I need some rest.